Britain's oldest man turns 112.
This man saw the original planes that flew the skies of WWI. He knew how to handle something made of wood and canvas and make it soar over the land. I sometimes hope I live to see a full century pass. Then when they come to visit me I can chuckle and say "Let me tell you a story about something called a VCR..."
Or even better...
"I remember back when gas was only $2 a gallon. And rice didn't bankrupt you to eat. None of this new-fangled Soylent Green stuff they serve the kids nowadays."