Friday, May 31, 2013

On the topic of proto-humanoids currently in my vicinity...

In non-pun related update news, it would appear I am gestating a very tiny human female.

I was not ready for that. I've been using male pronouns for 5 months now. The fact that I am going to have a daughter literally blew my mind. All I could do was cry from happy when I found out.

We're naming her Eve. Not a single person has made a suggestion that it should be otherwise, and I am happy for that because I'm at the skull-ripping stage of "I don't give a crud what you think I should do regarding my offspring." And this really is a seriously happy occasion.

I realized this evening the one thing I look forward to most about the baby is that I will get to explain things to them and teach them about the world, and that is gonna be hella fun.

A girl. Wow.

Actual Conversation #117 - It's Not Pun-ny.

*Chaucer starts by laying on my mouse hand, which goes numb*
Me: Nope, you gotta get up, honey.
Bob: Everything okay?
Me: Yeah, the cat was laying on me, and now he can't. Now he's.... *pick cat up to my chest and begis to "strum" his belly* Cat guitar!!! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH CAT GUITAR...
Bob: ........
Me: DUN DUN DUN NUH NUH NUH CAT GUITAR!!!!
Bob: I love this family.
Me: Wanna know what kind of guitar he is?
Bob: What?
Me: A Strato-CAT-ster.
Bob: ....Well, I did ask for that.
Me: CAT GUITAR!! DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH........

Friday, May 3, 2013

It's my Birthday!

From here on out I am over the age that people just consider it okay to let health checkups slide, and people would look at me with disapproval if they knew I was dressed like THAT at my age.
Thankfully, though, I don't look like I'm my age and I'm going to work that heavily.

Hope everybody else out there has happy birthdays and unbirthdays as appropriate.