In non-pun related update news, it would appear I am gestating a very tiny human female.
I was not ready for that. I've been using male pronouns for 5 months now. The fact that I am going to have a daughter literally blew my mind. All I could do was cry from happy when I found out.
We're naming her Eve. Not a single person has made a suggestion that it should be otherwise, and I am happy for that because I'm at the skull-ripping stage of "I don't give a crud what you think I should do regarding my offspring." And this really is a seriously happy occasion.
I realized this evening the one thing I look forward to most about the baby is that I will get to explain things to them and teach them about the world, and that is gonna be hella fun.
A girl. Wow.