Actual Conversation #48 - wherein a coworker is helpful, and that help is then promptly abused.

Helen: Hey, if you saw this sitting out somewhere, would you wonder what it was?
http://www.canadiancountrywoman.com/images/lgknitsocks3.jpg
Helen: Like, would it look weird if you just walked in and saw it on a desk or something?
Ben: looks like some blair witch shit going on
Helen: That's what I thought.
Helen: Would you ~say~ something? Or just look at it and wonder what the hell's going on?
Ben: look at it and wonder what the hells going on
Helen: Okay. Thank you. You have been invaluable in my research.
Helen: Now if you walked in and you saw ~this~, what would you do?
http://www.horsegroomingsupplies.com/horse-forums/attachments/off-topic/42501d1115849781-just-plain-disturbing-whoa.jpg
Ben: oh JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
Helen: LOL
...I'm sorry. That was mean.
If it makes you feel better, I just laughed until I coughed.
A lot.

(7 minutes later)

Helen: Man, I am still laughing.
Helen: Think up something good to get me back, I deserve it for that one.
Helen: /blogged