*The spouse and I are cuddling and watching Survivorman after i've gotten off 2nd shift*
Les Stroud on TV: whoa, i just heard something big snap.
*Les leaps up and runs off a second later*
Bob: He seems concerned.
Me: YETI RAPE!!
Me: *giggling madly*
Bob: See?! This is why I need you here! Because you think of these things!
Me: I was trying to think of something large that a grown man would be afraid of.
Bob: That's what I mean. I could sit in this house all day and not think of yeti rape.