Me: *talking to the dog* When I am a full time artist, I am going to find an excuse to be at Horrorfind Weekend. I will sell paintings of horrible things and people will come up to me and tell me that I captured their inner essence. It will be ridiculous.
*dog stares intently*
Me: And then I'll get in a staring contest with Gary Busey.
Dog: *growls long and low*
Me: That is the appropriate reaction.
Bob: You do not want to get in a staring contest with Gary Busey.
Me: True. I'll do it with Jake Busey, then.
Bob: It's only a matter of time before he turns, too.