Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Actual Conversation #109 - Headshootz

(This actually occured in Boston a few days ago, but I was not reminded of it until a moment ago.)

Waiter (with obvious Boston accent): How you all doin' this evening? Celebrating anything tonight?
Bob: No, not really.
Me: Being alive.
Waiter: *blinks* *stares* *opens mouth then closes it for a second* That's... that's kinda deep there. I heard something like that in a rap video once! Cheers to both of you, being alive! Happy Easter!
*waiter hurries off to do waiterly things*
*Bob chuckles under his breath*
Me: What?
Bob: You verbally headshotted that guy. I have never seen that.

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