me: I would like to officially retire the purple lunch bag.
It's torn on the inside and smells rather....unique.
gru: Okay, do we need a salute of some kind or just stage some sort of 'accident'
me: Stage an accident? We have a dog.
gru: Ah yes
It was a good bag, but really it's not insulating that well anymore and I worry about food warming up.
I appreciate you letting me use it.
gru: Okay, hurl it out and we'd get a new one, or you can use the other one. Since I'm driving back and forth I'm not using it. But, you deserve a clean new bag if you want.
me: I will do research.
Then we will banish the demon bag from our house.
gru: nods That sounds reasonable
(redacted for wandering off topic to Paranormal Reality and any possible innate canine abilities to thwart evil by purely being cute.)
me: *SQUEE* http://www.amazon.com/Sanrio-Hello-Insulated-Compartments-SIL-34100/dp/B001GBYOTA/ref=pd_sbs_ba_2
gru: *laughs* It had to exist
me: Oh wait...fuck that. THIS is it: http://www.amazon.com/Thermos-Scooby-Doo-Mystery-Lunch/dp/B0001NE3BI/ref=pd_sbs_sg_9
gru: Wow, that is indeed a righteous lunch bag
me: It comes with a thermos!!
me: I could drink my juice from that!
gru: Yup!! or bring soup
me: OOO SOUP
Honestly I just figure if it was Hello Kitty nobody would steal it, or if they did it would be pretty obvious.
But... wow. Yeah. Even at a new workplace the Mystery Machine is noticeable.
It would be known immediately if that was ill-gotten.
gru: Yup, and if it was, it could investigate its own disappearance
me: LMAO!!!!!! XD
I LOVE YOUR BRAIN!