(In response to sharing the Bumps in the Night blog)
gru: So you're suggesting drunken blogging to bad horror movies?
me: Well... or drunken watching.
I was going to suggest drunken Silent Hill... but... you really need that hand-eye coordination thing for some of those encounters.
And quicktime events would just wtfpwn you.
gru: Eh... there aren't many, it's doable
...this isn't Unix
me: ..........you just tried to change directories on me.
you tried to MOVE WHERE YOU WERE AWAY FROM ME.
I SEE WHUT UR DOIN THAR
cd dc-BOB HAH!
gru: ....I was gonna bring you a souvenir?
me: Who's Atlanta, Bob?
gru: Yeah...I was hoping you wouldn't ask that.....
me: Well you've opened up that can of worms, so let's dish...
...is she prettier than me??
gru: On par from the waist up. From the waist down she has the body of a spider so...no...definitely not there.
me: Well played, sir.