Ben: story A) The signs can be hacked! story B) a sign just got hacked TODAY!
Ben: i think not
Helen: I figured a whole rash was going to kick off now. :-)
Helen: Actually... I was going to see if I could hack the turnpike sign...
Helen: 30 foot billboard proclaiming "Zombie infestation ahead. Please drive defensively"
Helen: It doesn't matter what you put up there, people always slam on their breaks so they can read it. It's the least affective thing ever.
Helen: The point is to convey information so people can keep driving.
Helen: Instead, people go OMFG IT SAYS SOMETHING JUST FOR MEEE GOTTA SLOW DOWN! *SLAM*
Helen Clark: And then there's nearly this 12 car pileup so they can read "Please drive safely"
Helen: EVERY AFTERNOON, BEN...
Helen: Yeah. I gotta go change that sign.
Helen Clark: ?
Ben: ur funneh
Helen: Ohhhh kk
Helen: I send you pikshur when I does it...if i does it.
Helen: Kinda high up thar.