me: I'm going to be irritating at least once a week about this until the trip. Fair warning.
talula: hahaha okay
me: Oh! Did you want me to bring anything back for you?
Within reason. I can't do samurai swords and such.
(Well...I could... but hiding that would really, really hurt)
me: I can't bring him to you. Buddha is within.
me: Hey, that was damned clever.
talula: bring me used panties from a vending machine.