Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Actual Conversation # 33 -Wherein the benefits of having a video game character as a public official are covered.

Ben: I am in hell
Helen: Oh?
Helen: Will it help if I told you I voted for Sonic the Hedgehog for PA attorney general?
Ben: yes
Ben: im making sonic sound effects now
Helen: I figure since I was also voting on a bill to spend $400,000,000 to upgrade irrigation, sewage and drainage systems in PA, we need a man who will drop cash the second someone pats him on the back a little too hard.
Ben: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Helen: Also, I came out of the polling place, threw my hands up, cheered, and said "America! Fuck yeah!"
Helen: That's been my theme all this morning.

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