Ben: I am in hell
Helen: Will it help if I told you I voted for Sonic the Hedgehog for PA attorney general?
Ben: im making sonic sound effects now
Helen: I figure since I was also voting on a bill to spend $400,000,000 to upgrade irrigation, sewage and drainage systems in PA, we need a man who will drop cash the second someone pats him on the back a little too hard.
Helen: Also, I came out of the polling place, threw my hands up, cheered, and said "America! Fuck yeah!"
Helen: That's been my theme all this morning.