me: Okay. This is a conversation I JUST HAD:
Me: Those little catfish you put in aquariums to eat algae get huge. Like the size of an actual Mississippi catfish.
Mike: Yeah I've seen that before.
Me: If they live ten years they'll easily get that size.
Mike: Even the albino ones, though?
Me: Are albino humans really short, Mike?
Mike: .............. I didn't do the math on that one.
me: I'm still laughing
(don't ask how we got to talking about aquarium catfish)