It would appear that the corpse of Bigfoot has been discovered in Georgia. They're currently running DNA tests and will hold a press conference about the results on Friday.
Oh wow. Wow, wow, wow!
The part of me that has always loved cryptozoology is sitting here with all fingers and toes crossed praying that it's true and not some stupid hoax. It's been a long time since we've looked at the natural world with curiosity. If this is real, then it might give us that push to start looking at our planet again as something besides a producer of gasoline and cheeseburgers.
C'mon Universe. We can take it. Give us that nudge to seek miracles again....