Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Actual Conversation # 21 - Surprise Cake! Recipe

Robert: You got a second for a funny?
me: Please.
Robert: " You know date rape drugs?
Right, rhyphonol is one of these. It knocks you asleep after an hour or two.
I should also mention, a side affect of rhyphonol is amnesia of events whilst under influence of the drug.
Now, a friend of mine had this idea:
1) Prepare ingredients
2) Take rhyphonol
3) Bake cake
4) Fall asleep
5) ??????
6) Wake up
7) CAKE?! CAKE! Where did this come from?!
me: whimpers I needs a hoomer
Oh geez......
Bad....bad joke. laughing
Robert: I think it'd be awesome! Surprise cake!!!
me: Totally!
Robert: It's the gift that keeps on giving!
me: Indeed.
Do you know the comedy bit this is based on?
Robert: I've heard it before, but not the details.
I should totally set you up for surprise cake.
Robert: Ahhhh
me: That's not a euphemism.
I was thinking I want to surprise you with baked goods.
Which is also not a euphemism.
Robert: Okay, I can't keep track of waht is and isn't I'll just settle or either. :-)
me: I love that you're so easy to please.
I'll show up naked with black forest cake
Robert: My brain would explode from the awesomeness, but the rest of me is good to go!

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