me: So guess who started randomly messaging me again after I talked with his cohort in Exton the other day?
Robert: Your first stalker guy?
me: Aye. sigh
So I said "What did you need for me to do?"
Robert: Work stuff or creepy stuff?
me: Just "Hi Helen"
Like "Hi Dave. I can't allow you to do that, Dave"
That kinda thing.
me: So when I asked him what I could do, he said "Just saying hi."
me: What I should have said is "Oh, okay. Well, if you need anything give me a moment because my super vibrant and brilliant and handsome boyfriend is on the line and I need to chat with him for a long moment."
me: DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
Why didn't that occur to me at the time??