(Void Reaver Alarm is NOT functioning at this point, so Void Reaver is harder than usual. A guildite logs on and asks about how things are going.)
Guildie: How goes TK?
Me: It's a bit like being on the third date. You know what you need to do, but you keep fumbling horribly.
Guildie: I...uh...never get to third base...
Me: We aren't either. The metaphor still stands.