me: I may decide to never play anything more violent than Tetris ever again, too.
No! Not Mario Kart! They bump in to each other! shields her eyes and cries
Robert: Lol, sorry got called away. Mario Kart is violent baby!
me: It IS!
me: And the shell! It's so....so mean! wails
Robert: I know! Total human rights violation there!
me: And it advocates DRUGS!
I know that star is symbolic for REAL speed!
Not just extra speed on the track!
Robert: And the mushrooms make you bigger....dude!
me: Don't do drugs kids! Don't do it!
Robert: But...bu..Mario does it!
me: There's that song.....and everything...
NEVER LISTEN TO ITALIANS
Robert: I wanna be cool like Mario! (laughs)
ITALIANS SHOOT THINGS AND KILL HORSES IN YOUR BED.
AND THEY DO MUSHROOMS AND GO DRIVING!
Robert: ....that's cool though!
me: you are a lost cause. I see this now.
Robert: nods Wanna go out for pasta?
Robert: yay! hugs