Resolving our opinions on GTA 4

Robert: Well, I think the game has more to it then you originally thought (just beating prostitutes). There's a story and missions and fun games. So you might be surprised.

me: I may decide to never play anything more violent than Tetris ever again, too.

No! Not Mario Kart! They bump in to each other! shields her eyes and cries

me: http://kotaku.com/5006939/five-days-with-gta-iv-a-newspaper-diary

Robert: Lol, sorry got called away. Mario Kart is violent baby!

me: It IS!

OMG!

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Robert: Lol

me: And the shell! It's so....so mean! wails

Robert: I know! Total human rights violation there!

me: And it advocates DRUGS!

I know that star is symbolic for REAL speed!

Not just extra speed on the track!

Robert: And the mushrooms make you bigger....dude!

me: Don't do drugs kids! Don't do it!

EXACTLY!

Robert: But...bu..Mario does it!

me: There's that song.....and everything...

NO BOB.

NEVER LISTEN TO ITALIANS

Robert: I wanna be cool like Mario! (laughs)

me: NOES

ITALIANS SHOOT THINGS AND KILL HORSES IN YOUR BED.

AND THEY DO MUSHROOMS AND GO DRIVING!

Robert: ....that's cool though!

me: you are a lost cause. I see this now.

Robert: nods Wanna go out for pasta?

me: Sure!

Robert: yay! hugs